"Real American" starts to play and the troops burst into cheers as GXW's resident Superhero, The Patriot makes his way to the ring being accompanied by his sidekick Captain Obvious. The Patriot and Captain Obvious shake hands of the troops as they work their way down the ramp. When they reach the ring, The Patriot slides into the ring while Captain Obvious continues to shake troops' hands at ringside. Captain Obvious grabs a mic and climbs into the ring. He hands it to The Patriot.
Patriot: You Know? The Patriot feels very exiced to be in front of all of you. A lot of people say that The Patriot and Captain Obvious are true superheroes, but The Patriot wants you all to know that each and every one of you are the true superheroes.
The troops cheer at that.
Patriot: The Patriot supports what you're doing here. Captain Obvious supports what you're doing here.
Captain Obvious nods.
Patriot: Most of the Iraqi people support what you are doing here. Most importantly though, your friends and families back in the United States support what you are doing here.
This gets a great pop from the troops.
Patriot: The Patriot and Captain Obvious got a chance to get around a bit and talk to a few of you about your experience here and got a surprising answer from most of you. Most of you, though somewhat afraid to be here, are willing to keep at it to keep freedome alive and for that, we are grateful. It takes real men and women to do what you are doing out here and...
The Patriot is cut off as "Negative Creep" by Nirvana starts to play. Five men run down the ramp, each wearing a shirt that says "Henchman" on it. The five men slide into the ring as The Patriot drops the mic and goes to work with the help of Captain Obvious. The Patriot and Captain Obvious are taking care of the henchmen wiht relative ease, but they fail to see the figure making his way down the ramp. The figure climbs into the ring behind The Patriot and Captain Obviousand pulls out two stun guns. The figure shocks both The Patriot and Captain Obvious who go down and stay down. The figure grabs the mic the The Patriot had dropped.
Officer Negative: I am Officer Negative. These superheroes just failed against me, and you all will fail to bring peace to Iraq.
Huge boos from the troops.
Officer Negative: You're all just wasting your time here. World peace will never be reached. Me and my henchmen will make sure of that.
Officer Negative adn his henchmen climb out of the ring. They walk up the ramp as the troops throw trash at them. Officer Negative takes one last look at the ring and laughs as the Freedom Fighters are just getting to their feet. He disappears backstage as the Freedom Fighters look on in defeat.
